[00:44.17] If I had wings, I wouldn't do anything beautiful and transcendent [00:50.85] No, I'd get my finger into everything I wanted [00:58.42] I'd do all the beautiful things [01:02.62] Those thing you can't do [01:05.48] Because nobody wants you to be able [01:09.69] To do the things that make you feel good [01:11.60] Like you can't smoke on the aeroplane [01:15.53] I remember smoking on the aeroplane [01:20.06] I used to love the smoke on the airplane [01:24.96] Those were the golden days of air travel [01:28.19] They would just open the door at the airport [01:31.42] And you'd walk right out the tarmac [01:34.38] And up those stairs and light a big cigarette [01:38.38] And stick it in the ashtray [01:41.16] And the stewardess would come along [01:43.73] And if she was hot, you can try to pick her up [01:47.93] Once I was flying [01:53.64] From New York to DC, [01:55.87] I didn't have much time [01:57.95] And the stewardess was smoking [02:02.69] She was a dusky tall [02:06.18] American beauty [02:09.17] [02:12.83] And I put down my tray table, snorted a gram of cocain [02:16.57] [02:18.96] Till I got up my courage to say, "Can I have your phone number?" [02:24.50] And she gave me the number, that was the good news [02:29.97] The bad news was I got too stoned and I lost the number [02:36.68] The stewardess would've been better than the cocaine [02:40.72] I made an error in judgement [02:45.17] But still I remember smoking on the aeroplane [02:50.73] [02:58.30] Smoking on the aeroplane [03:01.85] Smoking on the aeroplane, everybody did it [03:06.04] They gather at the back on the way to Australia [03:09.45] And all puff up at once outside the bathroom [03:14.17] And that's why if I had wings [03:18.07] That would be a bad idea, hahahahaha, I guess [03:24.64] According to everything I've been taught about the laws of [03:28.87] Ethics and karma and good behavior, hahahahaha [03:34.67] If I had wings, I'd go, yum, yum, yum-yum, yum-yum, yum, ow! [03:44.18] I'd have fun [03:46.13] If I had wings, I'd have fun [03:50.33] Smoking on the aeroplane [03:52.88] Sunlight on my wings [03:56.36] Sunlight on my wings [04:00.12] Sunlight on my wings [04:03.87] Sunlight on my wings [04:07.62] Sunlight on my wings [04:11.36] Sunlight on my wings [04:15.20] (You can't do that) [04:18.57] (You can't do that) [04:22.33] (You can't do that) [04:26.06] (You can't do that) [04:30.36] Teenage boys used to hijack the aeroplane and send it to Cuba [04:38.51] Castro would charge 20 grand, [04:41.49] The airline would get your aeroplane back [04:44.73] He had a good business [04:46.92] (You can't do that, you can't do that) [04:51.77] It's over [04:55.52] (You can't do that, you can't do that) [05:00.03] It's over for the liberal democracies [05:02.44] (You can't do that) [05:05.53] It's over [05:06.79] (You can't do that) [05:07.79] Here comes the jungle [05:09.30] (You can't do that) [05:11.88] [05:14.06] Sunlight on my wings [05:17.56] Sunlight on my wings [05:21.33] Sunlight on my wings [05:25.05] Sunlight on my wings [05:28.94] (You can't do that) [05:30.02] Sunlight on my wings [05:32.27] (You can't do that) [05:32.98] Sunlight on my wings [05:35.90] (You can't do that) [05:37.14] No more rock critics [05:39.90] (You can't do that, you can't do that) [05:45.57] No more (You can't do that) [05:49.26] European ideas of (You can't do that) [05:52.57] Good and bad (You can't do that) [05:56.67] Only a vengeful (You can't do that) [06:00.53] God does not allow smoking on the aeroplane [06:04.70] (You can't do that, you can't do that) [06:10.53] (You can't do that) [06:14.20] There will be no revolution [06:17.22] (You can't do that) [06:19.53] And that's why [06:21.44] (You can't do that) [06:23.14] It won't be televised [06:25.01] (You can't do that) [06:29.66] Sunlight on my wings [06:33.08] Sunlight on my wings [06:36.86] Sunlight on my wings [06:40.69] Sunlight on my wings [06:44.77] Sunlight (You can't do that) [06:47.35] Sunlight (You can't do that) [06:52.08] Sunlight (You can't do that) [06:55.84] Sunlight (You can't do that) [07:01.26] [07:11.92] If I had wings... [07:12.85]