[00:00.16] Sunday morning man [00:03.00] She woke up fightin' mad [00:07.27] Bitchin' and moanin' on and on [00:10.73] 'Bout the time I had [00:16.16] And by Tuesday you could say [00:17.76] That girl was good as gone [00:20.61] Then when Thursday came around I was all alone [00:28.49] So I went for a drive to clear my mind [00:34.03] Ended up at a Shell on I-65 [00:37.62] Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket [00:43.17] I bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it [00:46.92] She swore they were a waste of time [00:50.03] Ah, but she was wrong [00:52.54] I was caller number five on a radio station [00:58.23] Won a four day 3 night beach vacation [01:01.99] Deep sea señorita fishin' down at Panama [01:06.59] And I ain't gotta see my [01:10.99] Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore [01:13.86] Oh Lord, when it rains it pours [01:24.66] Now she was sure real quick to up and apologize [01:29.93] When she heard about my newfound luck [01:34.74] On that FM dial [01:38.24] And it's crazy how lately now [01:41.52] It just seems to come in waves [01:45.67] What I thought was gonna be the death of me [01:50.38] Was my saving grace [01:53.00] It's got me thinkin' that her leavin' [01:57.64] Is the only logical reason [02:00.80] That I got the last spot in the Hooters' parking lot [02:05.37] And the waitress left her number on my check with a heart [02:09.26] She picked up on the first ring when I gave her a call [02:14.87] And I only spent five bucks at the Moose Club raffle [02:20.37] Won a used 4-wheeler and three free passes [02:24.23] For me and two of my buddies to play a round of golf [02:29.50] And I ain't gotta see my [02:33.03] Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore [02:34.80] Oh Lord, when it rains it pours [02:40.72] When it rains it pours [02:44.23] Well I've been on one hell of a redneck roll [02:50.94] For three weeks now [02:53.24] And it all started on the day that she walked out [03:00.11] Then I won a hundred bucks on a scratch-off ticket [03:06.06] Bought two 12-packs and a tank of gas with it [03:09.28] She swore they were a waste of time [03:14.46] Ah, but she was wrong [03:15.49] And I was caller number five on a radio station [03:18.67] Won a four day 3 night beach vacation [03:22.85] Deep sea señorita fishin' down in Panama [03:28.88] And I ain't gotta see my [03:33.44] Ex-future-mother-in-law anymore [03:36.32] Oh Lord, when it rains it pours [03:41.72] When it rains it pours [03:48.98]