She said I seen you in here before I said I been here a time or two She said "Hello my name is Bobby Jo, Meet my twin sister Betty Lou And we're both feelin' kinda wild tonight You're the only cowboy in this place And if you're up for a rodeo I'll put a big Texas smile on your face" I said "Girls..." I ain't as good as I once was I got a few years on me now But there was a time, back in my prime When I could really lay it down If you need some love tonight Then I might have just enough I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once As I ever was I still hang out with my best friend Dave I've known him since we were kids at school Last night he had a few shots, got in a tight spot Hustlin' a game of pool With a couple of redneck boys One great big fat biker man I heard David yell across the room "Hey buddy, how 'bout a helpin' hand" I said "Dave..." I ain't as good as I once was My how the years have flown But there was a time, back in my prime When I could really hold my own If you want to fight tonight Guess them boys don't look all that tough I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once As I ever was I used to be hell on wheels Back when I was a younger man Now my body says "You can't do this boy" But my pride says "Oh yes, you can" I ain't as good as I once was That's just the cold hard truth I still throw a few back, talk a little smack When I'm feelin' bullet proof So don't double-dog dare me now 'Cause I'd have to call your bluff I ain't as good as I once was, but I'm as good once As I ever was May not be good as I once was, but I'm as good once As I ever was