[00:40.84] Welcome to my funeral! [00:43.48] Raise your hand if you wish I was dead! [00:49.75] 'Cause what folks really mean is mostly left unsaid [00:56.09] Raise your hand, come on [00:59.22] Raise, raise, raise your hand [01:02.48] Raise your hand if you all want me dead [01:08.83] What will be said, what will be said as soon I am dead? [01:15.09] Will no one give a shit, will no one give a shit, or will the whole town go mad? [01:21.45] Will they dance on the tables like it's the best day they ever had? [01:27.83] Or will they say "he was a nice guy, just got in over his head" [01:41.47] Welcome to my funeral [01:42.67] Good to see you all [01:43.95] Welcome to my funeral [01:47.16] Raise your hand if you wish I was dead! [01:53.16] 'Cause what folks really mean is mostly left unsaid [01:59.95] Raise your hand, come on [02:03.16] Raise, raise, raise your hand [02:06.12] Raise your hand if you all want me dead [02:12.99] What will be said, what will be said as soon as I am dead? [02:19.33] Will they chop me into parts, feed me to the pigs and be very very glad? [02:25.25] Will they dance on my gravestone like it's the best day they ever had [02:31.94] Will they cry but spell my name wrong in my obituary, hey! [02:38.28] What will be said, what will be said as soon as I am dead? [02:44.03] Will they call ABC, will they call CNN or the president out of bed? [02:50.92] Will they piss on my grave and tell the world I was a knucklehead? [02:57.44] Will my ghost be on the radio, singing all my great songs instead? [03:11.60] Bye and thank you all [03:12.78] For the flowers and the calls [03:13.67] For being at my funeral [03:17.12] Bye, bye you all, hope you had some fun, some fun at my funeral [03:23.23] Bye, bye you all, on this rainy day in fall, bye bye you all... [03:43.12]